Dick in a Bottle
This item ships for free within the USA!!
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Yep. It's exactly what it says. A raccoon dick in a bottle. And now you kinda want one.
This meaty bone comes in a vial that stands about 6" tall. Don't act like you're not impressed. That's a pretty big dick for an animal that's barely 2 feet long.
Each vial has an individual specimen number and barcode on it. Because you might need to keep track of your dick.
You will receive one preserved meaty raccoon dick in a vial, chosen at random. Don't be alarmed if the dick you receive has a few stray hairs still attached to it. I'm a doctor, not a miracle worker.
**As with all of my wet specimens, this specimen has been thoroughly preserved. The tissues have undergone fixation in formalin by both injection and submersion, which prevents postmortem decay. This fixation process terminates any ongoing biochemical reactions so that the tissues won't rot or decay. Rest assured that this specimen has been professionally preserved by Asylum Artwork & Oddities.
**This item will be shipped WITHOUT liquid preservative due to shipping regulations, but will be secured in the jar with bubble wrap or styrofoam peanuts to protect it. You will have to add your own preservative (holding solution) to the jar when it arrives in the mail. Rubbing alcohol (isopropyl alcohol) will work just fine as a holding solution (since it has already been thoroughly preserved in formalin), and it can be found at your local drug store or Walmart. I will help you with any questions you may have about what to do when it arrives, so just ask me!