"It Was Dead When We Met."
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international customers

customers requiring international shipping, please visit my etsy shop for items to be shipped outside of the usa.
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​complaint
​department

if you feel the need to voice your personal views concerning my use of legally and ethically obtained dead animals in my artwork because every fiber of your being is morally, ethically and ridiculously against it...I don't want to hear about it. Please use the option to "phone-a-friend" and share your outrage with someone who might actually fucking care. additionally, all "wild DOUCHE BAG" comments posted to my social media will be deleted and blocked, and the time you spend worrying about me will be a complete waste of your time, and probably make you feel insignificant and unfulfilled in your quest to yell at a stranger on the internet, because i refuse to engage with this type of negativity. sorry, trolls.
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CALL NOW!!! 605-475-6968

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Official Asylum Artwork Logo created by the very talented artist, Devin Francisco. Check out Devin's work via his Instagram link below.
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