Large Coffin Flask
Make any event more fun with this large coffin flask! This flask is made of stainless steel and holds 3.5oz of liquid, which is enough Everclear to get you feeling pretty fantastic. Take it along to sporting events, your dreadful business meetings at work, a crappy family wedding for your fat Uncle Bob, or even church--hey, I'm not here to judge. This flask has an opening that is 10mm wide, and it also comes with a little funnel to make it quick and easy to fill it up. The flask is also shiny as fuck, which makes it extra awesome!
Life is short, and sometimes difficult. Enjoy yourself with some occasional booze...or get blackout drunk and forget the bullshit. Either way, this flask might be the answer to your problems.