Amazing Cock Pen
Listen. Everyone hates their job, but using fun and ridiculous office supplies just might brighten your day just enough to prevent you from crossing that line and committing homicide at work. Avoid 25-To-Life with a smile as your coworkers wonder WTF is happening at your desk, because you've got a glimmer in your eye and a brand new pen--instead of the usual shitty knock-off Bic and a dead eyed stare.
Each pen has a fine tip black ink, but the outer design of the pen colors are different. This listing is for one pen, so please choose the cock color that you'd like below. Now everyday can be "Use Your Cock At Work Day" but please keep in mind, I'm still talking about the PEN, not your penis (don't get arrested please).
Have fun rocking this cock at work!!! I use several of them at my pharmacy and love the way they write.