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SILVER Ouija YES or NO Coin
We all have trouble making decisions,right? This is especially true for me when I'm not particularly invested in the situation...like, "Mom, why are you calling me to ask ME if you should have steak for dinner tonight? I live 500 miles away from you and your food choice is completely irrelevant to my life right now, because either way I still get no steak, and so I don't really have a dog in this fight." In these types of situations, I will default to the Yes or No Coin. I flip that sucker like a champ and confidently tell her YES, she should have steak (instead of my usual indecisiveness that just drags out a pointless phone conversation for another 20 minutes while she lists every food option within a 30 mile radius for a comparative discussion on their menus (as i purposely jam a fork directly into my eye socket to see if it's more painful than this call). It's 2020. Who even talks on the phone anymore? Text me for that kind of shit, yo!
This coin is pretty hefty, about the size of a silver dollar coin. One side has a pair of hands showing with an eyeball in the center of each palm, both a moon and sun, at the top and the word "YES" in the center. In contrast, the other side has what looks like a skeletal version of the Angel of Death on it, beautifully imprinted wings that nearly touch at the bottom center of the coin, and the word "NO" in the middle of the coin. These coins are a very cool collectible, as well as a functional piece of you collection. With infinite wisdom, the coin confidently makes the decision for you with just one flip.
Ex:
- Should you go to the bar tonight and get white-girl-wasted? FLIP: YES. Problem solved.
- Wondering if you should take some of your furniture out into your backyard and catch it on fire with a gigantic Elon Musk flamethrower ("Not A Flamethrower") because you've banged your leg on the corner of that fucking coffee table about 387 times in the last 48 hours with a bruise that is crazy massive, and therefore that table deserves to be punished and burned into a pile of ash? FLIP: YES! And out we go to burn that motherfucker to the ground!
- Should you call off sick to work tomorrow because there is a Golden Girls marathon playing on tv? FLIP: NO. Sorry, the coin has spoken.
- While eating at a nice restaurant, your shitbag waiter has brought you the wrong food twice in the last 30 minutes because he's flirting with the hostess and using his phone camera to keep making sure his hair looks like a perfect angry porcupine. Does he deserve a nice tip? FLIP: NO! He's a complete asswipe and you'll likely starve to death before he brings you the correct food...which I'm sure he's spit in by now anyway.
There are so many situations where this coin could come in handy, and even if you enjoy making your own decisions, it will look beautiful on display in your collection!
This listing is for one coin. Remember, if your order total reaches $25, you get FREE SHIPPING, so look around and see if you need something else to save on shipping!